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The very next day, Shay was woken by Lambo barking and the sound of the rubbish bin being knocked over. She had to go outside in her pajamas and scare off a raccoon.

bloody hell that is one fugly possum

Giving Lambo a cuddle for his excellent "possum-walloping", Shay decided to have a think about how to spend the day.

when I told you to beg this isn't what i had in mind...

She walked Lambo to the park where they spent the day.

bitchez be like "tatted as fuk"

Shay decided to get some new tatts on the way home. The tattoo artist refused to do a southern cross on her hip.

Then it was back to the park to catch a performance and a sausage sizzle.

She was about to leave when she noticed a very cute guy. He was a musician and said his name was Des Eyre. That about summed up how she felt about him. She forgot all about DeAndre and flirted with Des for a while.

They danced for a while before Des suddenly pulled away. Did she do something wrong? Shay wondered.

She watched in horror and fascinated as Des became a zombie. Pulling herself together, she ran for it.

Only to bump in to this. Shay just ran around screaming until she bumped in to someone she recognized and he pointed her in the right direction to go home.

Shay was glad to go home and changed in her pajamas and stand on the deck fishing. She caught a nice goldfish and decided that could take care of dinner.

I have no fucking idea who this dog is but I hate him because he won't go away and keeps stirring up Lambo.